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It has applications in technology such as mobile phones, television and computers, leading to demand for graduates in this area."

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

It's FUN TIME ! :)

Joke #1
JUAN: Nay alam nyo pinatayo ako ni itay sa bus para ibigay upuan ko
           sa babae!
INAY: Anak magandang asal yun!
JUAN: Kahit nakakandong po ako kay itay?
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Joke #2
JUAN: Alam mo, ayaw na ayaw kong makakita ng nakatayong babae sa bus
          habang ako eh nakaupo!
MAX: Kaya pinapaupo mo?
JUAN: Hindi, natutulog ako!



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Joke #3
INAY: Binigay na ba card nyo?
PNOY: Opo nay, good news ala na po ako line of 7!
INAY: Talaga? Patingin! English-65 Math-60 Science-69 Pilipino-67..Ala nga!
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Joke #4
INAY: Bat ka umiiyak?
BERTING: Si kuya po sinabihan ako PANGIT!
INAY: Totoo ba sumbong ng kapatid mo?
JUAN: Wag po kau maniwala sa sinasabi ng pangit na yan!
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Joke #5
GURO: Imagine na kayo ay MILYONARYO. Isulat ang iyong activities.
ALL: Yes mam!
GURO: Juan bat di ka nagsusulat?
JUAN: Intay ko po ang SECRETARY ko!
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Joke #6
BF: Kainis si Juan, sabihin ba naman na mukha ako MAGSASAKA pagkatabi     
      kita!
GF: HAHAHA! Wag ka na magalit nagbibiro lang yun. Bakit nya naman daw      
      nasabi?
BF: Kasi mukha ka daw KALABAW!
GF: GRRR!


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 Joke #7
AMO: Eto yung binili kong chalk na pamatay sa ipis, isulat mo sa pader!
INDAY: Yes mam! Nagsulat si Inday sa pader:""EPES, MAMATAY KAYO! LOVE, 
           ENDAY""


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  Joke #8
TEACHER: Juan, give me a sentence.
JUAN: Ma'am is beautiful, isn't she?
TEACHER: Very good! Please translate in tagalog.
JUAN: Si ma'am ay maganda, hindi naman di ba?


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  Joke #9
KRIS: Nay, nay, tingnan nyo po ang drawing ko oh!
NANAY: Wow!! Ang galing namang mag-drawing ng MONKEY ng bunso ko!
KRIS: Nay, kayo po yan! 

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   Joke #10
Baliw tumawag s mental...
BALIW: Hello, may tao pa ba sa Room 28?
OPERATOR: Wala na bakit po?
BALIW: Check ko lang kung nakatakas talaga ko!
OPERATOR: Aha!
 
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   Joke #11
MISIS: Bat may blackeye ka?!
MISTER: Kita ko naipit ang palda ng ale sa pwet nya...hinila ko, sinuntok nya  
            ako...
MISIS: Sa dalawang mata?
MISTER: Akala ko ayaw nya hilahin ko...binalik ko. Sinuntok uli ako...


 

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   Joke #12
Sosyal nakiinom sa baryo...
GIRL: Where galing your water?
LOLA: Sa ilog iha!
GIRL: Eeww, NAIINOM ba yan?
LOLA: Nasa iyo iha kung gusto mo NGUYAIN!


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   Joke #13
MAX: Pare bakit may tali ka sa paa?
JUAN: MAGBIBIGTI ako!
MAX: Eh bakit sa PAA, dapat sa LEEG!
JUAN: Sinubukan ko na kanina, hindi ako MAKAHINGA eh!


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   Joke #14
MAN: Si sir mo to, nabangga ako, I need cash!
INDAY: Aru! Dugo-dugo gang ka no?
MAN: Inday si sir mo to!
INDAY: Weh, si sir ang tawag sa akin CUPCAKE!


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   Joke #15
JUAN: May kaeyebol ako mamaya, kamukha daw nya na celebrity ""SH"" simula
        ng name!
FRANK: Wow baka SHARON o SHAINA!..pagkatapus ng eyebol...
FRANK: Bat ka malungkot?
JUAN: SHREK!
 
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66 comments:

  1. justparcsSeptember 9, 2014 at 10:59 PM

    hay nako bigyan na nga lang kita ng 3 hahaha...

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  2. ZAISeptember 9, 2014 at 11:09 PM

    gadh yung ibang jokes d aq natuwa..pero yung iba naman pinasaya aq ng sobra...kung baga balance...haha

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    1. UnknownSeptember 10, 2014 at 9:27 PM

      HAHA :D buti naman kahit papaano natuwa ka sa ibang mga jokes :)

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  3. KarenSeptember 9, 2014 at 11:10 PM

    wow.. nakakatuwa.. may ishare nga sa family.. panigurado tatawa sila.
    next time may gathering kami.. hahanapin ko tong blog na to.. then iseshare ko sa kanila..

    thanks sa effort dito.. Godbless.

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    1. UnknownSeptember 10, 2014 at 9:29 PM

      HAHA :D maganda yan :) iShare mo din sa kanila para matuwa din sila :) salamat sa pagbasa :)

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  4. UnknownSeptember 9, 2014 at 11:49 PM

    havey toh sakin friend :)))))))))

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    1. UnknownSeptember 10, 2014 at 9:29 PM

      HAHA laughtrip friend no ? :D ako din natawa nung nabasa ko ito eh :)

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  5. UnknownSeptember 9, 2014 at 11:50 PM

    Pfft. Stapeeet !

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  6. UnknownSeptember 10, 2014 at 3:58 AM

    This comment has been removed by the author.

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    1. UnknownSeptember 10, 2014 at 3:59 AM

      Bakit Removed ? :D

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    2. UnknownSeptember 10, 2014 at 9:31 PM

      baka po tinanggal niya yung unang comment niya :) pwede po kasi burahin yung comment kung gusto niyo ito palitan :)

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  7. UnknownSeptember 10, 2014 at 4:00 AM

    Hahahahaha. Nagkamali.
    Some jokes are really fun. Yung iba luma na kaya mejo corny pero ayos na rin. Pampagoodvibes.

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    1. UnknownSeptember 10, 2014 at 9:38 PM

      HAHA buti naman po natuwa kayo sa mga jokes :) salamat sa pagbasa :)

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  8. UnknownSeptember 10, 2014 at 4:02 AM

    Tomo :D nakakawala ng bad vibes . :D NIce one ma'am :)

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    1. UnknownSeptember 10, 2014 at 9:39 PM

      salamat :) atleast nawala naman stress niyo kahit papaano :)

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  9. meenaduroSeptember 10, 2014 at 4:49 AM

    AHAHAHAHA ! :D para kong baliw dito kakatawa kahit luma na yung iba funny pa din :)

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  10. UnknownSeptember 10, 2014 at 5:40 AM

    Goodvibes. pampawala ng inis sa mundong puno ng problema. hahaha

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    1. UnknownSeptember 10, 2014 at 9:51 PM

      HAHA :D thanks coz you like it :) atleast nawala ang bad vibes mo :)

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  11. danicateloSeptember 10, 2014 at 9:42 AM

    nice Haha

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  12. dianne encaboSeptember 10, 2014 at 9:34 PM

    nakaka goodvibes ung mga jokes! haha :D saya!

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    1. UnknownSeptember 10, 2014 at 9:52 PM

      thanks po kasi nagustuhan mo yung post ko :) salamat sa effort na basahin ang blog ko :)

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  13. Cherry Joy OrobiaSeptember 10, 2014 at 9:42 PM

    puro na kalokohan pti anak tinuturuan ng mgandang asal kuno . haha nakaka GOOD VIBES nga :D tnx for that joke :)

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    1. UnknownSeptember 10, 2014 at 9:53 PM

      buti naman po nagustuhan niyo yung post ko :) sana nawala stress niyo :) pampaGoodVibes po yung mga jokes eh :)

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  14. romil john l. lapecerosSeptember 10, 2014 at 11:10 PM

    haha :D habey ! like like :)

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    1. UnknownSeptember 11, 2014 at 7:59 PM

      salamat my friend dahil nagustuhan mo post ko :)

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  15. UnknownSeptember 11, 2014 at 3:47 AM

    Havey my friend!!! haahahahhaha. more joke. please? :)

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    1. UnknownSeptember 11, 2014 at 8:00 PM

      thanks for appreciating my friend :) , sige magPost pa ko next time ng madaming jokes :)

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  16. Pau TabujaraSeptember 11, 2014 at 5:26 AM

    Ha.. Nakakatawa po ma'am

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    1. UnknownSeptember 11, 2014 at 8:00 PM

      nakakatawa pero isang "HA" lang ?? haha ikaw talaga thomas :D HAHA but anyway thanks for appreciating :)

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  17. Venice Julliane EnriquezSeptember 11, 2014 at 6:48 AM

    Hahaha pampagoodvibes mam :) enebe! More jokes to come :D

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    1. UnknownSeptember 11, 2014 at 8:06 PM

      thanks for reading my posts :) okay i'll try to post next time :)

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  18. Ricardo San JoseSeptember 11, 2014 at 7:12 AM

    lalo akong na istress jusko. :)) Joke lang maam.

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    1. UnknownSeptember 11, 2014 at 8:07 PM

      ah ganon ricardo ?? :D HAHA aminin natawa ka :D HAHAHAH

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  19. Ricardo San JoseSeptember 11, 2014 at 7:13 AM

    sayang walang #16 tatawa na sana ako eh :)) HAHA peace

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  20. Esteven BragaSeptember 11, 2014 at 7:35 AM

    Dabest Joke # 6 XD Thanks for making me happy for a while :) Niceblogg Hehe

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    1. UnknownSeptember 11, 2014 at 8:18 PM

      thanks for appreciating :) sana po lagi niyo iVisit ang blog ko :)

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  21. Patricia Micaela CentenoSeptember 11, 2014 at 7:45 AM

    <3 kaiyak masyado yung jokes hahahaha

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  22. UnknownSeptember 11, 2014 at 8:16 AM

    Thumbs up
    Nkakatawa tlaga..
    Update n lang kulang
    Must keep your sense of humor maam

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  23. UnknownSeptember 11, 2014 at 8:16 AM

    Thumbs up
    Nkakatawa tlaga..
    Update n lang kulang
    Must keep your sense of humor maam

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  24. Norhaynie BongcarawanSeptember 11, 2014 at 9:12 AM

    Nagpasaya ng gabi ko, hahahah! Salamat po sa goodvibes ma'am. :)

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    1. UnknownSeptember 11, 2014 at 8:21 PM

      thanks po :) i'll try to post more jokes next time :)

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  25. Joycel ArdienteSeptember 11, 2014 at 10:50 AM

    LOL ,, pasaway na blog..
    nawala tuloy antok ko.. hehe ^_^ .
    great blog Ma'am Shai.. keep it up

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  26. UnknownSeptember 11, 2014 at 7:02 PM

    Di ko napansin na nakangiti na pala ko! Nakakagoodvibes!:D

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    1. UnknownSeptember 11, 2014 at 8:28 PM

      i'll try to post more jokes next time :) thanks for visiting my blog :)

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  27. Adim, Marc Lynndon T.September 11, 2014 at 8:25 PM

    Sa It's Fun Time, ang Joke, para sa matatalino lang. Pag di ka natawa, alam mo na kung ano ka xD.

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    1. UnknownSeptember 11, 2014 at 8:30 PM

      haha thanks sa support :) for sure natawa ka naman eh :)

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  28. NOEMI "cutie" BarredoSeptember 11, 2014 at 8:59 PM

    HAHAHA :D
    natawa ko dito promise :) more pa sana !

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  29. UnknownSeptember 11, 2014 at 9:02 PM

    thanks my friend :)

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  30. Anwar MangotaraSeptember 11, 2014 at 9:07 PM

    alam ba yan ng mama mo, nagsaing ka na ba. hahah
    .grabe ang lalim ng joke...pang matatalino lang talaga..haha

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  31. Flores, John ZedrickSeptember 11, 2014 at 9:16 PM

    Ahahahahaha .. Takte pang matalinong jokes to ah .. kaya Pala effective saken :3 Haha Fun time nga .. can't wait to see your next blog . Next time pickup and punch lines naman ah .. yung di Medyo mais xD joke .. Haha god bless oo :-)

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  32. ZiramSeptember 11, 2014 at 9:20 PM

    Grabe yung jokes mo Maam :) Sumakit po yung panga ko sa kakatawa :D
    DAmi ko pong TAWA, mga NAYNTAWSAN po ^_^
    ILOVEYOU MA'AM SHAINA :* <3

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  33. Tabujara, Thomas PaoloSeptember 11, 2014 at 9:43 PM

    Ammm .. grabe oo .. sobrang nakakatawa . Mga NAka 3 tawa po ko nun .. grabe Talaga ..gusto Kong ilabas ung happiness e .. kaso naudlot hung haba sa ko na ang last joke . Sana wag na po maulet xD . Joke .. I had a lot of laugh . Great job . I hope The next blog you gonna publish is much funnier than this .. Good Luck oo :-) :-)

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  34. Yedda OrtizSeptember 11, 2014 at 9:54 PM

    Boompanes! Hahaha. Mga jokes ni mam e no? Pero, pak na pak sya. Para akong baliw kakatawa dito sa compshop. HAHAHA. Pero mamimis namen yan. HAHHA. Goodluck nlng mam sa next chapter? :D :D

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  35. alshery cabanaSeptember 11, 2014 at 10:04 PM

    yeah :) :) :)....pinush talaga ni ma'am ung mga jokes niya :)

    nakabawas sa stress ko ma"am :)
    actually ma'am..marami po talaga akong natutunan sa inyo.as in super dami..,,godbless and goodluck :)

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  36. Kleena RicohermosoSeptember 12, 2014 at 1:37 AM

    Grabi. Last mo na yan mam -___- HAHAHA. Just kidding. Kahit papano natawa naman ako. :P

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  37. AnonymousSeptember 12, 2014 at 5:38 AM

    Hahaha . Ang kuLeet piste ! Joker paLa to si ma'am ee ! xD Lakas maka Gg.

    #ValenciaThis

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  38. Geronimo BarcoSeptember 15, 2014 at 11:26 PM

    hahahaha ;D nice ma'm pang genuis yung joke mo.. Wag nyo na ulitin.. last na yan thahaha

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  39. UnknownOctober 26, 2017 at 9:54 PM

    haha

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